Okay so real quick everybody is
waiting for me to finish so I have to be supa quick and write an email that is
entertaining but also spiritually uplifting as fast as I possibly can..
The result is as follows:
HELLO ALL!! Thanks for being
here week after week! I appreciate it so much!! I love you!!
So funniest story of my whole
mission:
We are teaching a middle aged
woman named Maki. She is the funniest person ever (the kind of funny person
that isn't trying, everything she says and does is just hilarious). She's from
Lesotho, and she's GOLDEN!! She brought herself to the church about 6 months
ago and has been dodging missionaries ever since, even though she comes to
church every week -- but she couldn't deny Elder Mcopela and Elder Weiler!! 😈
We started teaching her about a month ago and now she's being baptised on
Sunday!!
But last week we were teaching
her about the Word of Wisdom and she told us that she didn't have any problems
with it, in fact, she was already living it!! But she did tell us that she had
somewhat of a shady past... the conversation went roughly like this:
Us: "So Maki, you promise
you won't do drugs anymore?"
Maki: "NOOOO I DON'T DO
THE DRUGS!"
Us: "Are you SURE?"
Maki: "YESSS! But I used
to sell.. the what? Oh. I used to sell the dagga" (dagga is Afrikaans for
marijuana)
Us: "WHAT?!"
Maki: "Yeah! I USED TO BE
A MILLIONARE!!" (At this point we're dying from laughter)
Maki: "I even had
customers from South Africa! They would travel to come buy from me! YOH! They
would bring MONEY!!!"
(and it all ended with us
laying on her couch dying hahahahha) It's even funnier if you know her!)
We asked her why she stopped and she said that the Lesotho
military came to take her to prison and she refused hahha she promised she
would stop and I guess they let her go? hahahahaha
One of the best nights of my
life (she also fed us after so that was a plus)
Okay so I have one more funny
story but here's a spirtual thought (I'm just gonna copy and paste from my
email to President Thompson because I don't have time)
"This week I also noticed many changes in my desires and in my nature! I have always been inspired by Mosiah 5:2 in which it mentions that those who listened to King Benjamin had "no more disposition to do evil" -- last transfer I began to ponder how I could also come to have the same desire to do good continually; as I have searched in hope to change my sometimes selfish or narcissistic desires to aligning my will with my Father's, I have found that the remedy is the Atonement! The past 2 weeks I have spend my Monday and evening hours studying from the Infinite Atonement! It has been a miracle in and of itself to observe the changes that happen within me as I strive to understand and apply the principles of the Atonement of Jesus Christ! I have learned the central message of the Book of Mormon and of the message that we share is that Christ performed an infinite sacrifice that redeems all men from sin through obedience to the laws and ordinances of the gospel! I know that we need to make our lessons more centred on the Saviour and His Atonement, and those principles are found largely from the Book of Mormon!!!"
"This week I also noticed many changes in my desires and in my nature! I have always been inspired by Mosiah 5:2 in which it mentions that those who listened to King Benjamin had "no more disposition to do evil" -- last transfer I began to ponder how I could also come to have the same desire to do good continually; as I have searched in hope to change my sometimes selfish or narcissistic desires to aligning my will with my Father's, I have found that the remedy is the Atonement! The past 2 weeks I have spend my Monday and evening hours studying from the Infinite Atonement! It has been a miracle in and of itself to observe the changes that happen within me as I strive to understand and apply the principles of the Atonement of Jesus Christ! I have learned the central message of the Book of Mormon and of the message that we share is that Christ performed an infinite sacrifice that redeems all men from sin through obedience to the laws and ordinances of the gospel! I know that we need to make our lessons more centred on the Saviour and His Atonement, and those principles are found largely from the Book of Mormon!!!"
Okay one more funny story before these guys kill me:
Mom sent rice krispie treats and they literally made me cry tears of joy. Best day ever (thanks Mom :) ). I shared them with a member named Karabo and our conversation went as follows:
Karabo: "These are good, I don't think I've seen these
in South Africa.."
Me: "Yeah they're from America" *pointing to the
USA Olympic Rings on the wrapper*
Karabo: "WOW I'M EATING SOMETHING FROM AMERICA?? I FEEL
SO BLESSED!"
Well mission is still the
best!! I am so happy! I know that this work is true! I know that the gospel
changes lives! I know that the Atonement is real, and that all of us will be
greatly blessed from greater testimony of it!!
Amen.
--
Elder Weiler